Decades on the sea had aged the old Captain far more than his actual years. Perhaps if he had taken a job on land it would’t be like this. Except the sea called to him, more importantly the creature beneath the waves would not let him leave.

The fish had one dream: to make erotic audio.

Once upon a time there was a fish who wanted to fly to the moon.

Bob enjoyed his career drawing adult cartoons, until a talking fish changed his life.

Fortuneteller Carter Cano did not foresee finding a dead body.

Nancy doesn’t know how to take no for an answer. Why would she? Every refusal she’s ever encountered in life could be overturned by persuasion, flattery, or distribution of a very small fragment of her family’s money.