A Fish’s Dream

The fish had one dream: to make erotic audio.

The problem he ran into was the amount of money it cost him each week to rent the recording booth so he could pour his smutty heart out.

Anytime he tried to record his boyfriend ASMRS at home, his mother would be very concerned. I mean, what would you do if you heard your son kissing his mic at 7am? And if his mother pushed him to pay the rent one more time for disturbing them with his audio, he would be broke.

“Can you at least wait until eight o'clock to do your mic kissing?” his mother called out from the first floor. “I can’t get my beauty sleep! How dare you deprive me of that?” After that, she went back to sleep, and it was then he asked himself… “Why am I doing this, anyway?” She

was never going to support his mic-kiss remix of Deee-Lite's "Groove Is in the Heart". He'd have to do it secretly. He took his laptop & mic down to the basement & huddled in a corner. There, he kissed the final beats. "Get ready world," he said & uploaded the song to Bandcamp.