Murder by ACME

27 June 2025

  • In the end, it wasn’t his fault Nor was it hers.
    4/24 3:29pm
  • They realized it was the fault of their 10 year old son. They just couldn't figure out how he did it.
    4/24 5:34pm
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  • Him being wheelchair bound made it seem nearly impossible for him to be the cause of her death. But here they were staring at a diary with the most gruesome drawings they’d ever seen.
    5/2 11:52pm
  • The detective said, “I don’t accept the premise of your statement. A wheelchair user can do all kinds of things, including murder most foul. You don’t use your legs to stab, shoot, or poison somebody. He’s still a prime suspect.”
    6/6 12:26pm
  • Old Man Whittier sputtered, "But my wife was killed by a falling anvil on top of a ladder. How could I have set that up? I'm a paraplegic, man!" The detective cuffed Whittier anyway. "Truth is," he grumbled, "I just don't like your face. Book em, Danno." Danno shrugged & obeyed.
    6/25 2:12pm
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The End