Second skinny

I wanted to visit Saturn because I heard that the Greek Gods relocated there. So I studied to become a rocket scientist and went there on my own one day. When I reached the gas clouds of Saturns, I saw a cloud floating that had Olympus on it. Zeus greeted me. "Welcome!" he said.

from the wisps of interplanetary dust rose a large, glittering gateway. from a distant, a mortal like myself would think it was made of the finest pearls and rubies, welded beautifully my Lord Hephaestus. I began to hyperventilate. I found Olympus. Zeus gazed on, unflinching.

He reared back, lightning crackling in his hand. “Begone, mortal!” he bellowed, hurling the bolt at me. It crackled through the ether, hurtling toward me faster than thought.

Luckily I was wearing my rubber suit and insulated sole platform boots. I smelled ozone as the bolt of electricity bounced harmlessly away. I giggled, then laughed, doubled over with mirth. I had stopped a demigod’s attack with my fetish wear.

"My hubris will surely go unpunished" I chuckled to myself, full of pride. Little did I know of the curse now placed upon my great grandkids. I then attempted to remove the rubber suit only to find it melted to my skin. "Aw shucks, I flew too close the the sun"