Infinity Maze

I was trapped in Infinity Maze, a maze so large and complex and intricate that it spanned entire light-years and engulfed entire solar systems. The walls around me forced me to choose between one of several directions to see if I could make it back to my home planet.

It was the great disaster of 2031 that had put me here many centuries ago. Before I had been one of the leading scientists in worm hole research. But then the accident happened and trapped all living things in this maze, forever locked in a deathless state between dimensions.

All I know left is a woman I see running around sometimes. When I look at her, she painfully runs away, looking back at me. Sometimes I want to follow her, but why would I do that? We could be all that's left as far as we know.

But who am I kidding? I would never be able to catch her. I don't know her, but she's definitely fit. Fitter than me. She's always dressed in some kind of yoga pants with a tactical vest... her hair tied back in a tail. If I was going to catch her, I'd need to trap her.

And you know that just sounded BAD. I don’t want to trap anyone! What I want to do is entice her. That’s why I’m working on baking the most appetizing pie in the world!