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John Knauss
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'23

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John's Stories

Infinity Maze
I was trapped in Infinity Maze, a maze so large and complex and intricate that it spanned entire light-years and engulfed entire solar systems. The walls around me forced me to choose between one of several directions to see if I could make it back to my home planet.
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I Am John: Part II
After finding himself isekai'd into a version of Earth where dinosaurs lived alongside humans, John still had bad luck thanks to the dino-god of unluckiness. Case-in-point: he was now face-to-face with another person in his house who claimed that HE was John. Identity theft.
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In Prison for Writing Satire: Part III
The death eating games were almost over, and it looked like out of the entire prison only like ten of us survived the deadly food. Among them were the satirist (me) and Emmalyn, the sword swallower. Before the final round, I whispered to Emmalyn, "Hey wanna escape together?"
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Night Owls
Jerry glanced down at the photograph in his hand, then back up again at the woman sitting alone at the back of the cafe.
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