Rewind the slime

From the moment Kaily could walk & speak, her parents tried to spark something in her. They tried everything. Potions & spells to awake any magic inside her. But nothing. She grew up watching her sister use water magic to wash the dishes, seeing her sister, she felt… powerless…

Until one day her sister dropped a wet glass onto the kitchen floor. Just as the glass began to shatter, Kaily shrieked with shock. Then the strangest thing happened: the glass stopped, reassembled itself, and rose back up to her sister’s hand. Then Kaily sneezed.

A spray of mucus and saliva propelled from her face then similar to the glass paused, hanging impossibly in the air for a moment before reversing back into her nostrils and mouth. "¿gnineppah s'tahW" she asked, standing up and walking unnaturally backwards through an open doorway

A talking pig in a tuxedo appeared next to her asking "yes ma'am you called?", extending her a handkerchief

It was Gustav the Cosmopolitan Pig, famous late night talk show host & savant. The walls behind her opened to reveal an applauding audience. Her parents were there as well as her childhood best friend. "This," grunted Gustav, "is your life!" The cameras rolled & her moment began.