We Love ChatGPT (except for the Plot Holes)

Eli Wilkins, this is our man. He's said to clean at the hospital on Mondays and Thursdays from 8pm to 11pm. He was described by his neighbor as " curved" and "alive". We suspect he may have wandered out of the security perimeter. He was last seen November 24 just before midnight

“False”, the detective claims, “It’s Josh Williams, neighbor.” The detective is arreste- wait, no, there’s too many plot holes here!! The detective arrests the cops- what the hell does that mean? OK, well the neighbor should have never called that guy “round” or

"A plot hole... The plot thickens, just how deep does this hole go? All the way to the bottom? I'll get to the bottom of this" The detective began digging, shovel throwing up dirt and stone. "They may have lost the plot, but I swear on my badge, I'll find it"

As he dug and dug, he realized that other plot holes connected to that one, and an underground labyrinth of plot tunnels began to sprawl before him. “It’s like they hired ChatGPT to be the writer!” Sighing, he began to fill the huge plot cavern with nonsense action sequences.

An explosion! A chase! They fell from a great height but some cardboard boxes broke their fall! They jumped up and intercepted the jewel thief, which was a distraction from the assassination attempt on New Year’s Eve! As the clock counted down, they kissed! The End…?