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Death and Tartar: Part II
"How do I return to life?" I asked the angel. "There is no way," the angel told me, "you should just live your life in happy bliss as you are expected to." Suddenly, I saw Geovani, prince of the Ta-Ta Tartar Sauce empire, walk towards me. "They have endless tartar sauce here!"
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Space Vacuum!
As the sun set on the street, Deliah looked out her window and noticed a cyan light growing from the sun and over the darkening sky - growing brighter as the sun faded from view.
Detention 2023: An alien odyssey
It was a rather saddening day when Ethan ended up in detention after a heated argument with his teacher, and his girlfriend had broken up with him an hour before. Poor Ethan just misses hanging out with his best friend Ryan who is too busy with his own girlfriend.
Night Owls
Jerry glanced down at the photograph in his hand, then back up again at the woman sitting alone at the back of the cafe.
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