Bamboozled

13 January 2021

  • I don’t know how it started. I wasn’t awake at the time. As it is, even after 3 days, I’m still confused
    1/6/21 12:21am
  • but I’m on the precipice of putting the pieces together. Apparently, I sleepwalked out of my house, drove five miles to my office, and woke up in a puddle of someone else’s blood.
    1/6/21 4:19am
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  • The detective slapped his hand on the table, hard. The noise made me jump. "Likely story, kid! You didn't sleepwalk through a murder scene. Just tell me what you did so we can get on with things." A bead of sweat rolled down my face. "No, really!" I said, "I'm no killer!"
    1/7/21 5:43pm
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  • "You're a tough nut to crack, kid, I admit that, but dragging this any longer isn't going to help your case. Especially if it's as unbelievable as your story. That's it. I'm going to take a break." The detective stormed out of the room, but an odd man slipped past him without him
    1/8/21 6:26am
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  • noticing. “Guess what?” the odd man asked rhetorically, through a forced smile. “I’m the bad cop! Now spill the beans.” “I already did!” I said. Just then I noticed blood dripping onto the floor from the man’s crisp shirt cuff. I fumbled under the table for an emergency button.
    1/10/21 1:08am
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  • When I pressed the button it made a loud squeaky sound, like a dog toy. Suddenly the wall shifted sideways to reveal a studio audience, and a man with sequined suit announcing me the latest winner of tv show called ‘Bamboozled.’ I was handed a large check and went home stunned.
    1/13/21 1:58am
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The End