An Unlikely Friend

Once upon a time there lived a 21 year old woman. She lived near a bog which made her body do unusual things such as attain chronically cold feet.

One fine November afternoon, an unusual chill set in. Additionally, a stench that could wake the dead wafted through the autumn air. “What in the world is that smell!” She exclaimed.

"Aw yuck! I could ask the same question. Here I was being all dead and what not when that awful smell woke me up." The speaker belongs to a zombie who crawled its way up through the earth. "Ahh zombie!" She screams. "Wait!" The zombie says, "I don't want to hurt you. I just want

"I just want to be friends with you. I'm the only nice zombie that I know of." The girl didn't know whether she should trust this smelly and scary-looking creature.

But then she realised it probably didn’t have a brain and was not worth worrying about. So she befriended the zombie and they had a nice journey together, out in the wastelands. An unlikely friendship formed and she showed the zombie to the library to get the zombie an education.