Le Fromage à la Campagne

Había una vez un señor que vivía en una montaña.

... and the mountain was covered in cheese, not just any cheese, but pepper jack cheese, so you always had to wear shoes...

as shoes are important to ensure your feet don't get stuck in the pepper jack cheese mountain. So as I trekked up the cheesy mountain, I saw a really strange-looking cheese person in the distance. I wondered who that could be when they suddenly teleported in front of me. "Hi."

“In the world of cheese, it is very difficult to accomplish things, and I’m so mad because my hands don’t work properly and I don’t wanna do anything because it will degrade the quality of my cheesy body!” exclaimed the cheesy man. “But I know there is something out there for me”

My heart went out to the Cheesy Man. We traveled the globe to find his purpose. Just as we were going to give up, we came to a town outside of Naples where people were making the world's largest lasagna. "We're out of cheese!" cried the chef. At last Cheesy Man's time had come.