Renata Is tired

Michael Ceraso

appearantly yeah

English

It was almost November, and thanks to global warming, the wall of ice that was preserving Mariah Carey was lost in the ocean. Every ship near the North Pole was in danger.

Mariah emerges. Her cold, dead hand wretched shoots through the ice. It’s gripping a microphone. She inhales. Then bellows a “Ooooo, OOOooo uuuuhhhh ooooo,” that at once thaws the rest of her body and sends a shockwave into the ocean. A tidal wave begins from the North Pole.

The world never saw it coming. The ground shook, volcanoes spewed. 7 billion people, confused and scared paused for a moment as they heard a seasonal harmony echo the depths of the earth. Somewhere a man yells “Seriously? It’s only July.” Jingle bells chime then mass chaos erupts

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