Monstrous Boredom

There was time that a really big monster was bored about his life

The monster looked around the mountains and the quarry, trying to find someone, anyone to scare.

At last the monster came across a campsite, a tent. He very slowly peeled down the zipper, then loomed a bit for emphasis before roaring right in their face!! Zero reaction. The GenZ-er just ate another Taki and kept watching shorts. “I GIVE UP!!!” (And he founds Monster Energy)