The Secret Life of the TY CEO

Wiping sweat from my forehead, I took a step back to admire my work. The cat house was finally complete, and I couldn’t wait for my fuzzy buddies to enjoy it. There was just one final detail I still needed to add.

But this was a special type of cat house. And the only thing furry there would be the furry handcuffs used to tie up the customers.

Except tonight, when the theme was “Bring Your Kitten” night, and customers looking for something spicy brought friends dressed as small felines.

Damn, I didn't know it was gonna be a furries party, I would of brought ....

my beanie baby collection. They’d really increased in value in recently. And, as every beanie boi knows, the furrier the better. I sprinted home, got on my office chair, and plumbed the top shelf for Gobbles, the plushest of my sweet plushies. “Let’s go,” my turkey whispered.

Gobbles opened its mouth wide enough to swallow me in my chair. Instantly, I opened my eyes to the richest beanie company in the entire world. No one knew it was all mine. That is, until the next minute when I reveal myself to the cameras. I stood up from my chair. Show time.