Tuggeranong Returns

This story comes from the intricate minds of the ladies from Tuggeranong heights.

It took the aliens several days to decipher the first paragraph of the only undamaged book they could find on the forgotten planet. Currently, their thesis was that 'Tuggeranong' was the Capital of the World before the Great Filter wiped out whatever species had lived there.

The prevailing theory was that the sapient species on this planet called their planet “Gday”. They also seem to have been destroyed by another species known as “Drop bears”.

This discovery generally takes years of studying, however, the findings ironically show exact moments of the sapient’s impending extinction. Findings such as dated murals, perfectly preserved fossils of “Drop bears” onslaught to their victims, and angry scribbles on parchment.

Fascinating, sapiens made Drop Bears to beat their enemies, yet they destroyed themselves. It’s odd they thought they were doing good science and… oh my god! A gang of sapiens burst into the study and Ray-Blasted the alien scientist. “It’s good to be back, baby,” said Duke Nukem.