The Killer App

It had taken years of work, over a decade of evenings and weekends and spare hours. His attic studio was littered with failures, attempts, and spare parts. He had finally built it: the hologram zipper! Now he just needed

a buyer! And as all genius inventors know, the only way to popularize your products is to go on Shark Tank. Luckily he has an ‘in’ - a previous coworker’s aunt’s son’s cousin’s friend’s neighbor. There was no way this would fail!

“This” did fail. THIS bacon replaced bacon images on Wikipedia with their plant-based one and were banned. But we are not THIS bacon. We deliver bacon via hologram! This must succeed.

Against all the odds the baffling and illogical holographic delivery method took off like a flying pig (with the exception of Denmark). Rebranding the product as Photon Fakon was a killer move - not only was the intangible product vegan and allergen-free, but it was suitable for

teens & adults alike. Finally, the 2 generations had something in common! They "PH-F'ed" all day, communicating via the 3D messages. Then the worldwide cancer cases started to rise (with the exception of Denmark). The danger of the technology was exposed. "A killer move" indeed.