anna carolina pinheiro

Raj Chaklashiya

Sean King

Faded  Farfalle

Yuki Asahina

English

On the night before Christmas, in all the world, millions of Children wait for Santa Claus.

But Christmas came and Santa Claus never arrived. The millions of Children decided to keep waiting in their homes by the Christmas tree till he came. And waited. And waited. And waited until they became Adults. Still no sign of Santa. Their parents were growing concerned.

The psychic trauma of an entire generation denied their Christmas gifts was immense. They never got educations, jobs, homes, spouses. They never had children of their own, and time is running short for them. So what happened to Santa anyway? Not a peep in decades.

Many attempted to find the jolly man, but just as many failed. People began to find this search for him hopeless as the years went by.

Finally, the case went cold, and every holiday song that had the word ‘Santa’ in it, removed the word from their songs as issued by the state. This made all Christmas songs switch to use Mrs Claus, and she took over Christmas too, increasing her popularity. How eerily convenient.

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Jacob Sherman

I used to live in a big house in Sidney, Australia.

But then my big house in Sidney, Australia exploded thanks to a random kangaroo spy hopping in and tossing a bomb. I'm glad I was away from the big house when it happened. Now I live in a small shack in Brisbane, Australia. I've been happy till today. The kangaroo came back. :(

I was just heading out the door for work when I heard a crash at the back of my humble shack. I rushed across the cramped home and nearly fainted at the sight that met my eyes- the spy kangaroo had smashed my window and was jeering at me menacingly. I tried to speak but could not

. The spy kangaroo bounced in an attempt to intimidate me. I reached for the disk with all the files to make sure it was still there. My hand met an empty pocket. I cursed under my breath and watched as the kangaroo brought up the same disk I was looking for.

“Got this in my pouch,” said the kangaroo, “surely it couldn’t be yours eh?” My heart skipped a beat. That couldn’t be! Not my private files! The kangaroo put down the disk, and it started spinning. Disco lights turned on. Sunglasses appeared on the kangaroo. We were upside down.

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